The BarBot
Fortillian Bantoburn O'Perfluous's personality has run bars all over the galaxy, but like most members of the Blarghish race he remains stubbornly and romantically Blarghish: one day he's going to return home to Blarghland and buy a little pub out on the stormy west coast.
Most of the time he's charming and funny. Friend, guide, sporting encyclopedia -- he's the perfect barman. So what if he's got a nice line in whiplash insults and a resourcefully economic way with the truth..?
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